And the fun ends

:(

My last day of holidays today. But more importantly, first day of school tomorrow. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to actually have something to do, and hopefully be able to talk to people who aren't my mum or Jon, but... School is :(

Now obv I'm totes amazing, and everyone will love me ^_^ But I'm going to have to put effort in. I can't go in being a raging flambitch because that won't go over too well, which means I have to try and be nice and be all "OMG You gaiz are all so c00l, I hart you :)" which is balls. Not that being fake is difficult for me, it's just dull. Telling people they suck > Telling people they are awes. JJz, I love you all :)

And on top of all that bullshit, I have to actuall try do well in school and junk :( Because it is supposedly hard here and you need like 99.99999999% in all tests to pass the year or some shit. So not hot. Oh and my mum is all IM NOT LETTING YOU BUY ANYTHING EVER UNLESS YOU DO WELL RAWR!

Anyway, wish me luck! And to all you NZ peeps who are going back to good old Cashmere, HAVE FUN! :D Lote you all xxx

And I thought the toe-gina was a turn-off

Today I went down to the beach with my mum. The sea was fucking rough, so swimming wasn't possible. We paddled a bit, and got knocked around by the waves. It was fun... BUT THEN THE WORST POSSIBLE THING HAPPENED!!! ..........My mum's top came off and I saw... THEM. I will never ever be able to look at a woman or her... THINGS again. How could I? Every time I see a girl, I'll be assaulted by BAD IMAGES.

Fuck this shit, I'm turning gay!!!

Zoo, Aquarium, all that boring touristy stuff

When my aunty was here we took her to visit the zoo and the aquarium. Unfort, I forgot to take my camera both times tho, because I'm an idiot. Anyway, the zoo was pretty epic. All the typical Australian animals like kangaroos were gorg. But my fave were the otters. They were sooo cute <3 And the aquarium was kind of average. It good for the most part, but it was so short that it was hard to enjoy the little that they had, even if it was awesome. Is anyone else spooked by those little faces that sting rays have?

Anyway, I still have like three weeks of sitting around in my room doing nothing. And then I go to school :S Mum got all these books that I'm supposed to read before I start but I'm too lazy to do that so instead I'll play video games, and sleep...