Friday, January 22, 2010

And I thought the toe-gina was a turn-off

Today I went down to the beach with my mum. The sea was fucking rough, so swimming wasn't possible. We paddled a bit, and got knocked around by the waves. It was fun... BUT THEN THE WORST POSSIBLE THING HAPPENED!!! ..........My mum's top came off and I saw... THEM. I will never ever be able to look at a woman or her... THINGS again. How could I? Every time I see a girl, I'll be assaulted by BAD IMAGES.

Fuck this shit, I'm turning gay!!!

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