So the second day I was here, we went on a mission at Innaloo Mall. There were an abundance of clothing and jewellery shops with other stuff sprinkled on top. Not any different from Westfield in Christchurch, or anywhere else for that matter. We had the pleasure of watching a group of 10-15 little girls wearing slutty femme-Santa outfits singing songs about Jesus in an attempt to get money. Poor girls, they were trying so hard but no one wanted to reward that kind of behaviour.
Anyway, after searching for an EB games to wet myself over, I came across another game shop, appropriately called Game. I walked into Game, and my whole world came crashing down. You would never believe who was in there...
Girls! Lots of them! There were two people working there, one male and one female. The male was just standing there gossiping with some other guy, and the girl was running around doing all the work. And all the customers were chicks! Needless to say I had a massive whatisthisidonteven moment. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse, I saw an excited girl drag in her reluctant boyfriend. WTF? No, Perth! It's the other way around! Why don't you understand!? I couldn't handle it anymore, and although I was supposed to be waiting there for my mum, I decided to wait outside instead.
We eventually found EB, but I couldn't bring myself to see my beautiful EB Games infested with women, so I opted not to go in and look at watches for half an hour with my family. Fortunately, the watch store was playing Lady Gaga so it wasn't totally awful.
I'll leave with a friendly message to all people wielding vaginas. I don't mean to be sexist - actually, scratch that, I totally mean to be sexist. STAY AWAY FROM GAME STORES! THEY'RE NOT FOR YOU! GO BACK TO YOUR CLOTHES AND MAKE-UP SHOPS!
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